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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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