What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "piss on you all and have a hell of a night."
How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
Little Johnny comes home from his first day of school. His mother asks, "What did you learn in school today?" Little Johnny replies, "Not much. They want me back tomorrow.
Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex? A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.