Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob Hop.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.
Man: When I bend my arm like this it hurts?
Doctor: Well, stop doing it!
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Vote:
Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep."
Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.