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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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has 57.66 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, Yo mama
Sunday school teacher asks Johnny, "Come now, Little Johnny, tell me the truth, do you say your prayers before eating?" Little Johnny smiles proudly, "No Miss, there's no need, my mom cooks really well."
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has 57.64 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: food, little Johnny, school, teacher
Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: elf, food
When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: marriage, school
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: racist
One night on christmas eve, santa came down the chimney. He was putting toys under the tree for the good girls and boys of the house. When he got the errie feeling that someone was staring at him. He turned around and sure enough a lady in a nelgiee was looking at him. When she noticed santa looking at her she said, "Santa can you stay, can yuo stay?" Santa, "Hey, hey hey, me have to go. Have to deliever toys for good girls and boys." So then she pulled down her negliee and showed santa her breast. "Santa, can you stay, can you stay?" Santa, "Hey, hey, hey. Me got to go. Have to deliever toys to good girls and boys." Then she took off everything and stood naked in front of santa and said, "Santa can you stay, can you stay?" Santa, "Hey,hey, hey. Me have to stay. Can't go up the chimney this a way!"
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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