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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 57.68 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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has 57.66 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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has 57.66 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Mary's father has 5 daughters, 1. Nana 2. Nono 3. Nini 4. Nene What is the fifth daughters name?
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has 57.66 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, life
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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has 57.66 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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has 57.66 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
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has 57.66 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, health, little Johnny, women
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, Yo mama
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: racist
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