Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain?
A: A widower.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge.
Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m."
2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Q: What do you call a naked deer?
A: Buck naked!
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.