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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: money
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo momma so poor I farted in her house and she bowed her head, stomped her feet and praised the lord saying " we got heat".
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, money
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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