Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence.
So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat.
He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?"
The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.
Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?"
Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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