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You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn't." "How do you know he isn t?" "Because I am."
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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