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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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has 57.30 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An English girl!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you," replies the wife. "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" "I asked for, the English girl?" "Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl!"
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, travel, wife
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies? Moe: I don’t know. What? Joe: The ruler.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: school
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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has 57.18 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: car, gay, life, masturbation
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 57.18 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 57.18 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
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