Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
Mary's father has 5 daughters, 1. Nana 2. Nono 3. Nini 4. Nene What is the fifth daughters name?
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.