Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn't."
"How do you know he isn t?"
"Because I am."
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be?
Chocolate filled.