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Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, mean, money
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 57.35 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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has 57.35 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
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has 57.32 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 57.32 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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has 57.30 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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has 57.28 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Mary's father has 5 daughters, 1. Nana 2. Nono 3. Nini 4. Nene What is the fifth daughters name?
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has 57.27 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, life
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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has 57.27 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: racist
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
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