Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
Doctor: "What seems to be your trouble?"
Patient: "When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour."
Doctor: "Try getting up one hour later."
Q: What are the hottest days during summer?
A: Sun-days
I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea.
They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
I have joy in my heart and a glass of wine in my hand.
Coincidence?
Why does Santa have such a big sac?
Because he only cums once a year
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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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