Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.