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Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
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Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."
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Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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How many students does it take to change a light bulb? "Is it worth any bonus marks?"
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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
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