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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
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