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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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has 56.81 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois. The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window. So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window. The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, racist
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican, time
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan when you're having sex? A: Let her catch you doing it.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: golf, heaven, sport
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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has 56.77 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
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