What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
What do cows get when they do all their chores?
Mooney.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
Filet delay.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
Ground Beef.
What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines.
What hair style is a calf's favorite?
The cowlick.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.