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What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, John woke up his friend. "Jack, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Jack looked up and replied, "I can see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asked John. Jack thought for a minute and said. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" After a moment of silence, John spoke. "It tells two things to me. First is that... you are an idiot." Jack looked at John, surprised. "Why do you say so?" he said. "Because it has still not occurred to you that someone has stolen our tent." replied John.
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What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.
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Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan when you're having sex? A: Let her catch you doing it.
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Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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