Best jokes ever

Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.

Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.

Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget? A: Wow! Your hair smells good!

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.

Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?

Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.

There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!" The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: "Frog with 4 legs – jumps 2 feet." Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: "Frog with 3 legs – jumps 1.5 feet." He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: "Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot." He continues and removes yet another leg. "Jump frog jump!" and the frog somehow jumps a half of a foot. So he writes in his lab book again: "Frog with one leg – jumps 0.5 feet." Finally he chops off the last leg. He puts the frog on the line and teels it to jump. "Jump frog, jump!" The frog doesn’t move. "Jump frog, jump!" Again the frog stays on the line. "Come on frog, jump!" But to no avail. The biologist finally writes in his book: "Frog with no legs – goes deaf."

Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.