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What does a man call true love? An erection.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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