Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery.
Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan when you're having sex?
A: Let her catch you doing it.
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Vote:
Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem.
What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems.
What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
Vote:
Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.
What is the noisiest game?
Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
One night, a lady with a black eye stumbled into the police station.
She told the desk sergeant that she had heard a noise in her back yard and gone to investigate.
The next thing she knew, she was hit in the face and knocked out cold.
An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned a few minutes later, also with a black eye.
‘Did you get hit by the same attacker?’ his captain asked.
‘No, sir,’ he replied. ‘I stepped on the same rake.’
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.