What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.