Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break...
It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Without you I can't breath.
I love you so much my nose.
Q: What is fast and crunchy?
A: A rocket chip.
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds.
One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?
Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
A Saddle Light Dish.