When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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