When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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