When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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