When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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