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Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
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Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe." Windows XP shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work." Company softball team downsized to chess team. Company president now driving a Hyundai. Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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