When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said
"Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
A: I find you very attractive.
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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass.
The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration.
Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?"
"No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."