When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Why is it called PMS? — Because “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken.
Why should you never fart in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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Joke has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife.
After lying awake for a few minutes, he wakes up his wife and says "Hey honey, wanna do a sixty-nine?"
"Well, you've got a lot of nerve! First you come home late, you're drunk, and now you expect me to go to the kitchin and fix you Mongolian beef with snow-peas!"
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore.
So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend?
A: He wiped his bottom.
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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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