Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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I think you’ll find that any of my lady companions will tell you I’m a ‘five times a night man’.
I really shouldn’t drink so much tea before I go to bed.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."
The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on.
"If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."
The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"
The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery.
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections?
A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.