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First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, work
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama
I have joy in my heart and a glass of wine in my hand. Coincidence?
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, wine
Why does Santa have such a big sac? Because he only cums once a year
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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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has 56.83 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
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