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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
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has 57.26 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, Yo mama
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, science
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, kitty
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: air force, office, stupid
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