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Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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