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What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 57.32 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, office
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 57.30 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 57.28 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Mary's father has 5 daughters, 1. Nana 2. Nono 3. Nini 4. Nene What is the fifth daughters name?
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has 57.27 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, life
Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies? Moe: I don’t know. What? Joe: The ruler.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: school
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
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has 57.26 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: racist
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