I have joy in my heart and a glass of wine in my hand.
Coincidence?
Why does Santa have such a big sac?
Because he only cums once a year
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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?"
Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
