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Q: What’s the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
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An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
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Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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