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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you’re drunk."
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Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
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Three policemen are sitting in a car. Bored, as cards and domino make them sick already. On thinks of an idea: Guys, lets play golf. All we need is a stick, ball and a hole. I can arrange a stick, – one says. I will get a ball, - adds another. Guys, I’m not playing this dirty game, - says the third one.
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Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
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Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
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