Q: What’s the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence.
So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat.
He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?"
The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog.
The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want."
The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you."
He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened.
And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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