Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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They wanted a better celery.
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Because he ate too many crabs.
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When it has hares in it.
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foodWhat country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
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loveWhat do cows do for entertainment?
They go to the mooooovies.
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For hare care.
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beautyDoes a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
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