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My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
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Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."
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Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly... On a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
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Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous?" The other replied, "You're darn right we are! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?" To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue"
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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