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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
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Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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