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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969." The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
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There are an older brother and a younger sister. The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom. The sister asks the brother if she could play with his dick and he says yeah. A few weeks later there was a big storm and the sister goes to the brother's room and asked the brother if she could play with Mr.Cuddles he says no. Then the sister said that she would tell on him so a little pissed of he says yes. After a while, the parents hear a scream. They rush to the brother's room and asks the sister what happened she said "Mr.Cuddles spat on me so I bit his head off."
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What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
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I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: life, math
What concert costs only 45 cents? 50cent featuring Nickelback.
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What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!
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has 56.20 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: school
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 56.17 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: gay, science
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
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has 56.16 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: gay
Genuine advert. In New York Newspaper Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannia. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows f**king everything.
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has 56.16 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: marriage, money, wife
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with? Anything for the family.
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, family, redneck, sex
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