Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.