Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex.
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with?
Anything for the family.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What do you call a gay drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up."
A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina.
In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital.
When they got there the doctor said, "The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my penis and lure it out."
The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50.
After a long pause, the couple agreed.
The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in.
After a couple of thrusts the husband said, "Hey, what the hell is going on?"
The doctor says, "Change of plans I'm going to drown the bastard."
What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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Teacher: "What does a duck say?"
Jenny: "Quack Quack"
Teacher: "What does a cow say?"
Madison: "Moo"
Teacher: "What does a pig say?"
Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: They both have balls just for decoration.