Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?"
Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate?
A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
On a broomstick.
We're flexible like that.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
What do you call an incestuous nephew?
An aunt-eater.
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An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence.
So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat.
He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?"
The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.