Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]m
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.