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Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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What do cows do when they re introduced? They give each other a milk shake.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: business, internet
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