What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?" "'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.