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What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
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What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?" "'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"
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Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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