Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
What do cows do when they re introduced? They give each other a milk shake.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.