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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that?" She says: "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny." The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says: "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."
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