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Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
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Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting "Objection!"
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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If a lawyer and a tax official were both drowning and you could only save one of them, what would you do; go to lunch or read the paper?
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