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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
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I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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