Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit. We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced "the rabbit’s name is Sparingly." "How do you know?" I asked "look" she responded "it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily."
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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