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The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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