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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other: "Man, it's hot in here!" The other one says: "Ah! A talking muffin!"
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Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-long carrot. She says, "This one reminds me of my husband." The second woman says, "Your husband's is that long?" "No that dirty."
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...
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