Best jokes ever

Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.

There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.

Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.

The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.

Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to be quick. Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can’t find it," he admitted. The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now. Billy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and went on his way. A short while later he returned to the class room and said to the teacher "I still can’t find it." Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who had been at the school for awhile, to help Billy find the bathroom. So Tommy and Billy left the classroom together and five minutes later they both return and sat down at their seats. The teacher asked Tommy "Well, did you find it?" Tommy was quick with his reply. "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards."