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‘If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.’
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Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
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Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
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Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
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Q. Why did the woman bury her husband 12 feet under? A. Because deep down he's a good person.
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Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they don't want ninety per cent of their decisions made by a perfect stranger.
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Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent? A: A snake in the brass.
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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
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