Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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What kind of money do polar bears use?
Ice lolly.
Q: What are the hottest days during summer?
A: Sun-days
Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other: "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other one says: "Ah! A talking muffin!"