It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”"
The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine."
The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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