How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.