Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Two young men from up in Minnesota were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.
Ole says to the Sven "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?"
Sven replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!"
Ole says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.”
Sven smiles and pats him on the back, "Good idea! Order one and if she’s as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too."
Three weeks later, Sven asks his friend Ole, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?"
Ole replies, "No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
My mother has painted a picture with such cold colours that if I want to take a look at it closely, I must have an anorak, the gloves, the winter cap and a scarf on, not to freeze.
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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