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Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequaker!
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: bird, duck
A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle. The frog hops into the princess' lap and says, "My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever be happy doing so." That night, as the princess dines on lightly sauteed frog legs, she chuckles to herself, "I don't f**kin' think so."
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, beauty, marriage
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 54.18 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
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has 54.17 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: black people
A drunk on his way home from a bar one night realizes that he has dropped his keys. He gets down on his hands and knees and starts groping around beneath a lamppost. A policeman asks what he’s doing. "I lost my keys in the park,” says the drunk. "Then why are you looking for them under the lamppost?” asks the puzzled cop. "Because,” says the drunk, "that’s where the light is.”
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Q. Why did the woman bury her husband 12 feet under? A. Because deep down he's a good person.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
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