Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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What kind of money do polar bears use?
Ice lolly.