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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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