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Q: What is height of Honesty? A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me." Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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