Q: What is height of Honesty? A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me." Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.