Best jokes ever

I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Vote:
has 53.75 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Vote:
has 53.70 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.
Vote:
has 53.70 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, religious
Peter sat at his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. "Pete, darling," she breathed, "I've a confession to make before I go. ... I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe. I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Alex. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported your income-tax evasion to the government. . . ." "That's all right, sweetie, don't give it a second thought," answered Peter, "I'm the one who poisoned you."
Vote:
has 53.70 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: death, marriage, money, wife
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together.
Vote:
has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: kids
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. "I'll have your biggest, juiciest steak," says the husband. "But sir, what about the mad cow?" asks the waiter. "Oh," says the husband, "she'll order for herself."
Vote:
has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, marriage, wife
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Vote:
has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. “I’m ashamed to bring this up,” he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample.” The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a barnyard animal, not a gentleman.” The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, “He’s a pragmatic, man. After all, to him it’s not a big deal… just a sample.” She thought a minute. “A pragmatic man, is he? So tell him I don’t give samples. I can give him 50 or 60 references, if he wants, though.
Vote:
has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, christian, dirty, husband, women
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Vote:
has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, Santa
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
Vote:
has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
<<<799800801802
More jokes →
Page 799 of 1428.