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A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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has 53.30 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, life, racist
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 53.26 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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has 53.25 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, school, technology
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child." The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes." He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too." Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no...smallcox, too!"
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has 53.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: couple, holiday, husband, marriage
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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has 53.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 53.24 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: racist
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
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