If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
2 cannibals having dinner. 1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew." 2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.