Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.