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Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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A spaceman landed on the moon. To his surprise he saw ahead of him a little shop, with the name above it: "MORRIE COHEN, BESPOKE TAILORS." Curious, he went into the shop. A surprised looking man appeared behind the counter. "Who are you?" he asked. "I’m a spaceman," replied the spaceman. The man closed his eyes, and slapped his own cheek with one hand. "Cutters, I asked for. And they send me spacemen!"
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Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
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Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
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Q. Why did the woman bury her husband 12 feet under? A. Because deep down he's a good person.
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Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they don't want ninety per cent of their decisions made by a perfect stranger.
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Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent? A: A snake in the brass.
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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
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