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Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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A guy buys his first motorcycle. The dealer tells him to keep a jar of Vaseline handy to rub on the chrome before it rains to prevent rusting. A few months later, the young man's girlfriend invites him to dinner at her parents' house. Before they go in, she explains their family tradition that whomever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After dinner, everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break. After 15 minutes, the young man decides to speed things up. He leans over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word. Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her. Silence. Desperate, he grabs her mother and has sex with her on the table. Suddenly, they hear thunder rumble in the distance. The guy thinks of his bike and, instinctively, pulls the jar of Vaseline out of his pocket. "OK, OK," says the father, "I'll do the dishes!"
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Air Force Approach: "Eagle 13, turn right to 330." Eagle 13: "Roger 330." App: "Eagle 13, I've been working since last night, Will you do me a favor?" Eagle 13: "Affirmative. Go ahead." App: "Down below on your right, you'll see a base house with yellow roof near the lake. That is my house. I had a fight with my Wife, and I'm worried she might take it out on my Harley. Do you see a Harley Davidson near the house?" Eagle 13: "Negative sir. Instead I can see a Ryder's truck."
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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