Best jokes ever

When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.

Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.

Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.

Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.

The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.

Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!

There was a boy and his mother was about to go to work. She said, "Do not open the door for nobody". The boy said, "Okay." So after the mother left a girl came to their house and she said to the boy, "Let me in." The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow”" So the girl went to the window and started knocking on it. Once again she said, "Let me in." The boy finally gave up and let her in. So once she got in she said, "Let’s go upstairs." The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow." The girl kept asking him so he finally gave up. When his mama came into his room she said, "Get off that girl." The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow!"

Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.

In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.