Best jokes ever

Hot Shot Rookie A rookie patrol officer stopped a car for speeding. The driver asked, "Gee officer can't you just give me a warning"? The officer said,"Sure". He stepped back, drew his .357 magnum and fired a shot across the hood of the car. "Anything else?" said the rookie.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cop
Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cop
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
<<<802803804805
More jokes →
Page 802 of 1428.