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I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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has 53.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 53.24 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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has 53.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: sex
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 53.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fitness
Wearing a turtleneck shirt is like being strangled by a really weak person all day.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, life
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
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