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Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Fishing in a frozen lake It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son" he said, "I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." "What was that?" the old man asked. Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm." "Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying." The boy spat the bait into his hand and said... "You have to keep the worms warm!"
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fish, sport, time, winter
What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, life, stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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