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Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man!
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I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969." The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
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Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
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