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Q:Why is basketball the grossest sport there is? A:Because they dribble all over the court.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tall grass, Shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, Blew his ball two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of shredded meat.
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Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man!
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has 54.14 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage
I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: food, weed
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