Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time.
The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet.
He explains, "I had tolio as a child."
The wife asks if he means polio.
He says, "No, it only affects the toes."
He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees.
He admits, "I had kneesles, too."
Finally, he pulls off his boxers.
In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no...smallcox, too!"
I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Q. How can you tell a head nurse?
A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?"
Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles?
A: Mr. XMass