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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
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Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Q: What did the constipated mathematician do? A: He worked it out with a pencil!
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A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl of peanuts. "I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!" "That’s okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway."
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My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''
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