Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic!
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?
At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!