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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise. On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock. One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!" The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?" The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?" The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".
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Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, ma'am."
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