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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, blonde, celebrity, death
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, sport
Old mathematicians never die - they just lose some of their functions.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: math
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what the dentist said?
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has 53.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: blonde, college, communication, food
Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
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has 53.93 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sex
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