What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?
At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Why did the duck get arrested?
because he was selling quack.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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