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What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
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Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits!
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Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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