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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?" Blonde: "I don't know. Why?" Teller: "It was easier to spell." Blonde: "Easier than what?"
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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