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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
Q: why did the cow cross the road? A: So he could pass the milkyway.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man!
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has 54.14 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: math, nerd
Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: kids
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