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A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, life, math
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs? A: Because when their balls fall over their a**holes, they vapor-lock.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fitness
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 53.16 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
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has 53.16 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: racist
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing. "What's wrong with you?" she asked him. "Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices - I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison." Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember. So?" "I would have gotten out today."
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has 53.16 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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has 53.16 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 53.16 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, kids, sport
Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Answer: Pregnant.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: women
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