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Two coworkers were talking by the water fountain one guy said, "Today I got through the first step of getting divorced." The second guy replies, "Oh, did you go to Mr. Guggenheim? Everyone goes to him for divorces." The first man replies, "No, I just got married".
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has 53.55 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: divorce, marriage
Marge was cheating on her husband with another man when they heard a noise on the stairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?" "Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk, he's not going to notice you." Sure enough, Marge's husband crawled into bed, but as he pulled up the covers, he exposed six feet. "Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!" "Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again." The husband got out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. By damn, you're right, dear."
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has 53.48 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: drunk, god, husband, marriage
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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has 53.44 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, hipster, mexican
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 53.43 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
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has 53.41 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
Wife:"There's trouble with car. It has water in the carburetor." Husband:"Water in a carburetor? That's ridiculous." Wife:"I tell you the cas has water in the carburetor." Husband:"You don't even know what a carburetor is.I'll check it out. Where's the car?" Wife:"In the pool."
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has 53.37 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: marriage
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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has 53.36 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?" "No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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