Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's? The guys' schlongs have sideburns!
Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with pictures of favorite lawyers on them. The people that use them don’t know which side to spit on!
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."