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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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My mother has painted a picture with such cold colours that if I want to take a look at it closely, I must have an anorak, the gloves, the winter cap and a scarf on, not to freeze.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...
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