When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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My mother has painted a picture with such cold colours that if I want to take a look at it closely, I must have an anorak, the gloves, the winter cap and a scarf on, not to freeze.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?
Where do cows like to ride on trains?
In the cow-boose.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They go to the mooooovies.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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A 90 year old women goes to the doctor.
Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more.
Well take these pills every day and come back in a week.
Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well!
Oh very well , now about your hearing...
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