No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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