No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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