No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.