No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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