No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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