No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time