No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.