No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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