No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii