No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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