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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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