No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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