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Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Seth: "Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?" Will: "I don't know." Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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