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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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What kind of a car does a proctologist drive? A brown Probe!
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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