The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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