There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Chuck Norris can say never.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.