Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn