What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.