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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
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