Best jokes ever

Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Vote: has 58.52 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Man to a woman: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?" Woman: "No." Man: "Lets have lunch sometime…"
Vote: has 58.52 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: men, sex, women
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Vote: has 58.52 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Vote: has 58.52 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
Vote: has 58.51 % from 227 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Vote: has 58.51 % from 183 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Facebook, god
Three policemen are sitting in a car. Bored, as cards and domino make them sick already. On thinks of an idea: Guys, lets play golf. All we need is a stick, ball and a hole. I can arrange a stick, – one says. I will get a ball, - adds another. Guys, I’m not playing this dirty game, - says the third one.
Vote: has 58.51 % from 61 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty
Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips.
Vote: has 58.51 % from 61 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
Vote: has 58.51 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: death, life, music
Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
Vote: has 58.51 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: elf


<<<818819820821
More jokes →
Page 818 of 1386.