Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.