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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?" "No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: time, women
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay
Three guys all think that their wives are cheating on them. The first guy thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed. The second guy thinks his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed. The third guy says, "That's nothing! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can't believe my wife is screwing a horse."
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has 53.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: marriage
An old man goes to his doctor and says, ‘Can you give me something to lower my sex drive.’ The doctor replies, ‘I would have thought at your age it’s all in the mind,’ ‘It is,’ agrees the old man. ‘That’s why I want it lower.’
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has 53.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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has 53.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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