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There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo
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Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
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What kind of a car does a proctologist drive? A brown Probe!
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Doctor: "What seems to be your trouble?" Patient: "When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour." Doctor: "Try getting up one hour later."
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Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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A girl visited her boyfriend, which was still living with his mother, at his house. His mother had Puritan principals. The mother, as long as the girl was there, didn’t even try to hide her dislike feelings for his son’s choice. "Mom, can I escort Helen?" The girl, waiting to hear a cold hearted "no", she surprised hears: "Sure... You can! Escort her... to the corner with your eyes!"
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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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