Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, “Hey, sarge, why did you stop?” The sarge replied, “He’s in Georgia now. They’re an hour ahead of us, so we’ll never catch him.”
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low." "Pick up bread. We be back." Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.