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I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
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The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
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You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
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Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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