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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
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An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
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Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so afteward the doc sees Herm strolling the boardwalk with his arm around a beautiful, comely young female. The doctor stops him and asks, “Herm, you must be feeling terrific, yes?” Herman says, “Just following orders, Doc. You told me to get a hot mama and be cheerful." The physician exclaims, “Herm, that's not what I told you! I said, ‘Your heart's got a murmur. Be careful.’”
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee–If No Recovery!
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