Best jokes ever

How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Seth: "Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?" Will: "I don't know." Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, money, Yo mama
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<816817818819
More jokes →
Page 816 of 1431.