Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate has a thermos. She asks him what it's for, and he responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her cube mate asks, "What do you have in it?" The blonde says, "Soup and ice cream."
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
Q: Whats the definition of vagina? A: The box a penis comes in.
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.