There was a young man from Peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe
He dreamt that Venus
was strokin' his penis
And woke with a handfull of goo
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.