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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A: It's called Sosumi.
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Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!
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Q: What is so ironic about Atheists? A: They're always talking about God.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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A couple has been married for many years, and one day the man tells his wife that he wishes she had bigger breasts. "But how am I going to get bigger breasts?" she asks. "That’s simple." he says, "Just rub your breasts with toilet paper every day." "And that would do it?" the surprised wife wonders. "Well," answers the husband, "it sure did work on your behind!"
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 52.92 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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has 52.92 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist. "Preparation H," said the redneck.
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has 52.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, medical, redneck, stupid
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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