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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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