Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.