Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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