Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.