Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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