Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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