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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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