Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.