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A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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