Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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