Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.