Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.