Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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