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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart." "I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
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