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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chinese and American are in a plane. Suddenly, Chinese puts his shoes off and American is angry. After some time, he goes to buy a coke, but Chinese says that he'll do it. While he's gone, American spits into his shoes. Chinese gets back and American drinks his coke. That repeats a couple of times,and after the flight American admits, "I spitted in your shoes, sorry." Chinese answers, "That's how we do it. We spit in each others shoes, we piss into each others cokes..."
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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