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Q:What not to say to the nice policeman? A:I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn't shoot down your throat at 40 miles per hour.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..." In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
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What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!" The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?" The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!"
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