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What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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Boy asks his Gran nervously, "have you seen my pills ... they were labeled LSD ?" Gran replies "fuck your pills ! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen ?!"
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A bunch of new recruits are making their first parachute jump. The sergeant gives instructions: "After you jump out of the plane, count slowly to 10. Your parachute will automatically open. If it doesn't, pull the emergency cord. When you get to the drop zone, there'll be trucks waiting to take you back to the base. Move out!" As scared as they are, they all make it out the door. The last recruit jumps out and slowly counts to 10 -- nothing. He frantically fumbles around and finds the emergency handle. He jerks on the cord, and it comes off in his hand. Raising his head to the heavens, he screams, "I bet them trucks ain't waiting either!!"
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
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Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
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Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
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