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Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Father: In life you can never be certain about anything. Son: Really dad, are you sure? Father: I'm certain.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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