Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales?
Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Chinese and American are in a plane.
Suddenly, Chinese puts his shoes off and American is angry.
After some time, he goes to buy a coke, but Chinese says that he'll do it.
While he's gone, American spits into his shoes.
Chinese gets back and American drinks his coke.
That repeats a couple of times,and after the flight American admits, "I spitted in your shoes, sorry."
Chinese answers, "That's how we do it. We spit in each others shoes, we piss into each others cokes..."