Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek?
A: Marco Polo.
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Father: In life you can never be certain about anything.
Son: Really dad, are you sure?
Father: I'm certain.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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