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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
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Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
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