Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...