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This couple had been going out together for quite a while and was thinking about getting married. They finally decided to spend a night in a motel to see if they were sexually compatible. The next morning he dropped her off at her apartment and he said, "So long Lucy." She said, "Goodbye, Shorty."
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A woman come to a doctor, with bumps and bruising all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor tells in surprise: "I thought your husband was out of town." "So did I..."
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
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