Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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Joke has 51.77 % from 401 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Joke has 51.71 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.