What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A: It's called Sosumi.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Chinese and American are in a plane.
Suddenly, Chinese puts his shoes off and American is angry.
After some time, he goes to buy a coke, but Chinese says that he'll do it.
While he's gone, American spits into his shoes.
Chinese gets back and American drinks his coke.
That repeats a couple of times,and after the flight American admits, "I spitted in your shoes, sorry."
Chinese answers, "That's how we do it. We spit in each others shoes, we piss into each others cokes..."