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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?" Blonde: "I don't know. Why?" Teller: "It was easier to spell." Blonde: "Easier than what?"
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What do cows do when they re introduced? They give each other a milk shake.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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