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What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
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has 52.96 % from 376 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, racist, white people
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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has 52.95 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A: It's called Sosumi.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
I'm tired 8 days a week.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Chinese and American are in a plane. Suddenly, Chinese puts his shoes off and American is angry. After some time, he goes to buy a coke, but Chinese says that he'll do it. While he's gone, American spits into his shoes. Chinese gets back and American drinks his coke. That repeats a couple of times,and after the flight American admits, "I spitted in your shoes, sorry." Chinese answers, "That's how we do it. We spit in each others shoes, we piss into each others cokes..."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
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