Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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What do dogs and women have in common?
They both like 12-inch bones.
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Three men walk into a bar.
The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."
The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."
So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour.
Finally, the third man goes down.
When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it.
He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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