When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?" Blonde: "I don't know. Why?" Teller: "It was easier to spell." Blonde: "Easier than what?"
What do cows do when they re introduced? They give each other a milk shake.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.