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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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has 51.78 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 51.77 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, kids, sport
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 51.77 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 51.77 % from 401 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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has 51.75 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: black people, weather
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 51.72 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 51.71 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
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