Why is sex like a game of bridge?
You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Joke has 52.71 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk."
Friend 2: "What? White?"
Friend 1: "No, expired."
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Joke has 52.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long.
He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?"
"No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."