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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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has 52.78 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why is sex like a game of bridge? You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: sex
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, wife
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
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has 52.73 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 52.71 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 52.65 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
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