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When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
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Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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Patient: "I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?" Doctor: "You’ve had an accident involving a bus." Patient: "What happened?" Doctor: "Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Give me the bad news first." Doctor: "Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them." Patient: "That’s terrible! What’s the good news?" Doctor: "There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers."
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I love math - it makes people cry.
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: death, math
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: sex
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing? I’m exhausted because of sex. That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
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has 58.22 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
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has 58.21 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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