What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
A guy went to an electric shop and said: "By a lot of excuse, do you mind me to buy a lamp please?" A manager said: "It isn't necessarily so much apologizes for buying a lamp." The guy said: "Sorry I wanted for installing it in WC."
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are