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Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
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Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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These two drunks walk out of a bar and see a dog across the streets licking its own nuts. First guy says "Man, sure wish I could do that." Second says "I dunno, I think I'd pet him first."
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Why does Santa have such a big sac? Because he only cums once a year
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chinese and American are in a plane. Suddenly, Chinese puts his shoes off and American is angry. After some time, he goes to buy a coke, but Chinese says that he'll do it. While he's gone, American spits into his shoes. Chinese gets back and American drinks his coke. That repeats a couple of times,and after the flight American admits, "I spitted in your shoes, sorry." Chinese answers, "That's how we do it. We spit in each others shoes, we piss into each others cokes..."
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle? A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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