When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Patient: "I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?" Doctor: "You’ve had an accident involving a bus." Patient: "What happened?" Doctor: "Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Give me the bad news first." Doctor: "Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them." Patient: "That’s terrible! What’s the good news?" Doctor: "There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers."
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing? I’m exhausted because of sex. That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.