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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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has 52.68 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 52.66 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
A guy went to an electric shop and said: "By a lot of excuse, do you mind me to buy a lamp please?" A manager said: "It isn't necessarily so much apologizes for buying a lamp." The guy said: "Sorry I wanted for installing it in WC."
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has 52.65 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: customer service, dirty, management
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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has 52.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, travel, women
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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