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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
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has 58.48 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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has 58.46 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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has 58.46 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black people
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Jane was sitting in anatomy class on day when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, “What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?” Jane blushed and said that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, “I know! The pupil of the eye.” The teacher replied, “Yes, very good Jimmy.” The the teacher turned to Jane and said, “Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- you have a very dirty mind. Two -- you haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!”
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: school
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
A man was drowning and asked God to help him. A boat came by wanting to help the man. The man refused and said that God would save him. The man drowned and went to heaven. He asked God why didn't you save me. God responded, "I sent a boat to get you and you did not get on."
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: god, life
It is a normal drill day at the Marine base in Virginia. The whole regiment is lined up in formation, and the colonel is walking around inspecting people. There are rows of marines stacked behind one another waiting to be inspected. The colonel gets to the first squad leader, stands in front of him and punches him in the stomach the hardest he can. After about a minute, the squad leader catches his breath. The colonel bellows, "DID THAT HURT SOLDIER?" Then the soldier says "NO, SIR." The colonel shouts, "WHY NOT?" Then the soldier says, "BECAUSE I AM A MARINE!" The colonel gets up to the second squad leader, stands in front of him, and kicks him in the kneecap. After about a minute when the soldier is finally standing, the colonel hollers, "DID THAT HURT?" The soldier responds, "NO, SIR." And the colonel says "WHY NOT?" Then the soldier shouts, "BECAUSE I AM A MARINE!" The colonel gets up to the third squad leader. He notices that there is an erection between his legs. The colonel takes a stick from the floor, and whacks the erection with it. The man barely makes a sound. The colonel asks him "DID THAT HURT?" And the soldier says "NO, SIR." Then the colonel shouts, "WHY NOT?" Then the soldier points at the man standing behind him and says, "BECASUE IT WAS HIS."
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has 58.29 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: military
When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: marriage, school
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