Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
A guy went to an electric shop and said: "By a lot of excuse, do you mind me to buy a lamp please?" A manager said: "It isn't necessarily so much apologizes for buying a lamp." The guy said: "Sorry I wanted for installing it in WC."
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?