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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
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A blond gave birth to two twins and continously crying. A nurse asks her what's the problem. She replies,"I don't know with whom I have the second baby..."
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Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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