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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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