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What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.
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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
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A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? The bucket.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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