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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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has 52.49 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: black people
A man walks into a crowded local bar brandishing a revolver yelling "Who’s been screwing my wife?" A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don’t have enough ammo, mate!"
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has 52.49 % from 328 votes. More jokes about: bar, marriage, wife
Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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