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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
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She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.” The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.” One of the old Grandmas said, “Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.” Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, “You’re 87 years old!” Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, “How in the world did you guess?” Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison… “We were at your birthday party yesterday!”
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
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