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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
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An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines. The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands. The U.S Marine watched in disgust, finished his squirt, washed his hands and walked up to the Aussie Sergeant and said. In the U.S Marine Corps we were taught to wash our hands after a leak”. The rather large Aussie Sergeant replied, ” In the Australian Army mate, we were taught not to piss on our hands …! ”
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Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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