Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?
They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
I went to the seaside yesterday and stopped at this stall with a sign which said "Lobster tails £1".
I gave the man the money and he said "Once upon a time there was a lobster..."
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert?
A: Chocolate mousse.
Its my birthday today.
My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever...
I wonder where shes going ?
Phone talk:
"Is your boss there?"
"No, he left on a trip."
"A recovery trip, huh?"
"I don’t think so... He took his wife with him!"
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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