Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
This eighty year old couple were celebrating their 60th anniversary and the wife says to her husband, " Honey lets get stark naked and sit at the dinning table and eat our dinner!" As they sat at the dinning table the wife says, "Honey I am beginning to get very hot and very aroused!" The husband says, " That is because you have your tits in the soup!"
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
A schoolteacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Home Secretary said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.