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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle? A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
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Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
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What kind of a car does a proctologist drive? A brown Probe!
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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