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A wife sending a short message to her husband: It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, ugly, wife
A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve my boss’s horse.”
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
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has 52.20 % from 396 votes. More jokes about: gay
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 52.19 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
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has 52.19 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: gay
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
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How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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