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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
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A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked... "Then why did you eat him?"
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk. The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!" The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
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