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Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
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Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.
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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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1st man: It is sickening the way my wife keps talking about her ex husband.. 2nd man: Than's nothing, mine keps talking about her next husband.
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Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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