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Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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This eighty year old couple were celebrating their 60th anniversary and the wife says to her husband, " Honey lets get stark naked and sit at the dinning table and eat our dinner!" As they sat at the dinning table the wife says, "Honey I am beginning to get very hot and very aroused!" The husband says, " That is because you have your tits in the soup!"
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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
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Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
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A schoolteacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Home Secretary said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
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Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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