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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
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"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
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