Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...