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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
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Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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