The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?"
"No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up." 
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Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex?
A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?"
"Led Zeppelin," I replied.
"Who?" he said.
"Yeah, I liked them too."
Q: Whats the definition of vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said
"Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
How do you make a snooker table laugh.
Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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