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Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
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A schoolteacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Home Secretary said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: school
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
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A woman come to a doctor, with bumps and bruising all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor tells in surprise: "I thought your husband was out of town." "So did I..."
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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The boss snubs his employee because he took a flashlight with him to a date: "What kind of crap happens nowadays? When I was in your age, I wasn’t carrying any flashlight with me on a date. I was always meeting my girlfriends in the dark." "And what did that got you... Take a look at what you’ve married in to!"
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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A man walks into a crowded local bar brandishing a revolver yelling "Who’s been screwing my wife?" A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don’t have enough ammo, mate!"
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has 52.38 % from 325 votes. More jokes about: bar, marriage, wife
Toilets are like mothers-in-law: the farther away the better.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life, mother in law
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