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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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A schoolteacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Home Secretary said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
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A woman come to a doctor, with bumps and bruising all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor tells in surprise: "I thought your husband was out of town." "So did I..."
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Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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