The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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