The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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