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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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