The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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