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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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