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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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