The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.