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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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