The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.