Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
A wife sending a short message to her husband: It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...
A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve my boss’s horse.”
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honour.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.