When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?
A:Because seven ate nine.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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