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2 cannibals having dinner. 1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew." 2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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