There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.