There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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