There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.