There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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