There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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He sleeps with a real bear.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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