There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"