Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.