Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Q: What can popsicles do that men can't?
A: Come in five flavors.
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What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds.
One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
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