Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...