If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.
Except for Chris Brown.
A couple walked into the supermarket.
They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted.
The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets.
He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them.
The husband looked confused again.
He asked the clerk, “What the hell do I do with these damn things?”
The clerk replied, “Well, you're supposed to scratch the box and see if you've won anything.”
The wife looked disgusted. "Oh please," she muttered.
"What?" asked the clerk.
"Oh nothing," she answered, "it's just that, well, he's been scratching down there for years, and he ain't won a damn thing."
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay Fever.