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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, sex, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: baby, husband, men
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
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