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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 51.77 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 51.75 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
Q: Who invented viagra? A: Mr Hardick of course!
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: medical, viagra
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, war
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
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