Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Q: Who invented viagra?
A: Mr Hardick of course!
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek?
A: Marco Polo.
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed.
Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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