When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Vote:
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Vote:
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"?
"What are you talking about" the biker replies.
"You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well."
The gay guy goes first to demonstrate.
The biker states "I can do that and even better."
He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.