How is parsley like pubic hair?
You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't?
A: Come in five flavors.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds.
One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice?
Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!