Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't?
A: Come in five flavors.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.