Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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