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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fitness
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
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