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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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