Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
A: He didn't count with this...
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"?
"What are you talking about" the biker replies.
"You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well."
The gay guy goes first to demonstrate.
The biker states "I can do that and even better."
He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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