"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."
What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A tender, loving hare.
What's a rabbits favorite book?
Hop on Pop.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?
A:Because seven ate nine.