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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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An old woman goes to the doctor's office. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests." The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
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What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, health
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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