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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony? A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A: It's called Sosumi.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
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