The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice?
Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!