Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony? A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A: It's called Sosumi.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.