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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low." "Pick up bread. We be back." Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
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While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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