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You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
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A young woman walks into a bank to withdraw some money. ‘Can you identify yourself?’ asked the bank clerk. The young woman opens her handbag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says, ‘Yes, it’s me all right.’
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One night, a lady with a black eye stumbled into the police station. She told the desk sergeant that she had heard a noise in her back yard and gone to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the face and knocked out cold. An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned a few minutes later, also with a black eye. ‘Did you get hit by the same attacker?’ his captain asked. ‘No, sir,’ he replied. ‘I stepped on the same rake.’
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What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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