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A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, "I don’t know… why don’t you play your age?" He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Thinking maybe she’d won, he rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?" The operator replies, "I don’t know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, sex
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 56.98 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 56.98 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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has 56.97 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people
Four men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, 1 of them died. The other 3 decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body. The 1st man said, "I support Liverpool, so I'll eat his liver." The 2nd man said, "I support Manchester, so I'll eat his chest." The 3rd man said, "I support Arsenal... but I'm not very hungry!"
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: soccer, sport
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.   After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Happy Valentine's Day.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship, Valentines day
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: racist
A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by re-walking their first walk together. They come to the fence against which they first made love. The husband says, "Come on, for old time's sake." The wife agrees and they both undress. Afterwards, the husband says, "You're even better than you were 30 years ago." His wife replies, "That fence wasn't electrified 30 years ago!"
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: marriage
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