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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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