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How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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