How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!