Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
What happened to the cold jellyfish?
It set.
A guy walks into a store.
He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand.
In his hand he's holding a big pile of crap.
He looks at the clerk with the biggest expression of relief and says, "Whew, that was close. Look what I almost stepped in."
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
If a lawyer and a tax official were both drowning and you could only save one of them, what would you do; go to lunch or read the paper?
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early sir", replied the defendant.
"Well that's not an crime", said the judge!
"How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened", answered the prisoner.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
A cud thud.