Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.