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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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