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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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They wanted something long and hard..... I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
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