Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Silence is golden.
Unless you have an infant.
Then its probably blue.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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My best friend ran away with my wife.
It's only been three days and I really miss him.