Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
My best friend ran away with my wife. It's only been three days and I really miss him.