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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: math
Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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has 52.00 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: black people
My best friend ran away with my wife. It's only been three days and I really miss him.
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has 51.99 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wife
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