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A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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This 12 year old boy was in bed when he heard his mother moaning. He decided that he'd go see whats wrong with her. When he looked in his mothers room he saw that she was laying on her bed naked and rubbing herself and saying"I need a man, I need a man" So this quite a few times and then one night he heard his mother again, but this time her moaning sounded different, so he went to go check it out, this time instead of seeing his mother alone, he sees his mother in bed with a man. So the boy runs back to his room, strips all his clothes off, jumps on the bed and starts rubbing himself while saying "I need a bike, I need a bike"!!!!!
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has 52.48 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: age, masturbation, sex
A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
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has 52.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
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has 52.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: marriage
What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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has 52.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: math
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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has 52.46 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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