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Father: In life you can never be certain about anything. Son: Really dad, are you sure? Father: I'm certain.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Q: Who invented viagra? A: Mr Hardick of course!
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How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Q: Why did this woman cross the road? A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
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Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
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A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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