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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.
has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage
My best friend ran away with my wife. It's only been three days and I really miss him.
has 51.99 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wife
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
has 51.98 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
has 51.93 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. ‘Hello, Murphy,’ he says. ‘What time did you pull out this morning?’ ‘I didn’t,’ replies Murphy. ‘And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’
has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, history, school
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
has 51.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
has 51.87 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
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