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Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. ‘Hello, Murphy,’ he says. ‘What time did you pull out this morning?’ ‘I didn’t,’ replies Murphy. ‘And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’
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Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, history, school
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 51.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, office
Chuck Norris can say never.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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