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What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: sport
They wanted something long and hard..... I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: school
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
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has 51.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I would tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long.
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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