They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.