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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
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Q: What fragrance makes you laugh? A: Essense of humor.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
A compass „Drinker": loose your limbs, find your North, let us dance!
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A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: "you will be not rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on two seats."
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-long carrot. She says, "This one reminds me of my husband." The second woman says, "Your husband's is that long?" "No that dirty."
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