Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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