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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black people
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: math
Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
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has 52.03 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 52.03 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 52.01 % from 353 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
My best friend ran away with my wife. It's only been three days and I really miss him.
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has 51.99 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wife
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