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There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
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Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money. "I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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