Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.