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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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A lady went into a bar in Austin and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ya Ma'am. I'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." "The woman replied, "Don't be flattered ...take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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