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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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