There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.