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Q: What is height of Honesty? A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me." Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."
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Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
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Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
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An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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