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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, sex
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 51.80 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 51.78 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 51.73 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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has 51.71 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black people, geography
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why did this woman cross the road? A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Who invented viagra? A: Mr Hardick of course!
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: medical, viagra
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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