Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Spring time.
They wanted something long and hard.....
I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Silence is golden.
Unless you have an infant.
Then its probably blue.
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I would tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long.
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help.
Helium doesn't react.