They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
A guy is going down on a prostitute.
During the process he pulls out a piece of corn.
Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues.
Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick."
The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles?
A: Mr. XMass
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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