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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
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They wanted something long and hard..... I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
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