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Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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has 51.72 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: money, racist, travel
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 51.72 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
This 12 year old boy was in bed when he heard his mother moaning. He decided that he'd go see whats wrong with her. When he looked in his mothers room he saw that she was laying on her bed naked and rubbing herself and saying"I need a man, I need a man" So this quite a few times and then one night he heard his mother again, but this time her moaning sounded different, so he went to go check it out, this time instead of seeing his mother alone, he sees his mother in bed with a man. So the boy runs back to his room, strips all his clothes off, jumps on the bed and starts rubbing himself while saying "I need a bike, I need a bike"!!!!!
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has 51.71 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: age, masturbation, sex
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it. “What’s this little pocket thing here on the side for?” “Oh, that’s to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you’ve jogged too far.”
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, health, money, old people, wife
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!" A second man walks into the same bar. You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: men
Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them. The third guy remains quiet. Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, "What about you? do you rule your roost?" The quiet guy says, "Well, just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees." "What happened then?" they ask. "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: marriage
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then, mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: school
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Halloween, ugly, Yo mama
Wife to husband: ‘One more word and I’m going straight back to mother!’ Husband: ‘Taxi!!’
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: marriage
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