Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Spring time.
They wanted something long and hard.....
I gave them MY HOMEWORK!