If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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