If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.