If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.