If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.