If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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