If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.