If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.