If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.