If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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