Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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