Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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