Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris