Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.