Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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