Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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