Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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