Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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