Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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