Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.