Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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