Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.