Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.