I'm like happy meal.
"Coz you are small and pretty?"
"No, coz I always c*m with a toy inside.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Joke has 51.25 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present.
Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar.
But one kid got only a pair of socks.
A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid:
LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively.
"So what, at least I don't have cancer…"