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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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has 50.94 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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has 50.94 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black people, geography
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 50.89 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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