Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Q: Why couldn't the witch have children?
A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present.
Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar.
But one kid got only a pair of socks.
A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid:
LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively.
"So what, at least I don't have cancer…"