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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 50.72 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head. 'What are you doing dear?' 'Swatting flies - I got 3 males and 2 females' 'How do you know what sex they were?' The man very confidently replied, "Easy - 3 were on the beer and 2 were on the phone."
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beer, husband, old people, phone, women
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Insufficient sand.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
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