I'm like happy meal.
"Coz you are small and pretty?"
"No, coz I always c*m with a toy inside.
Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was.
Business or pleasure, he asks?
Sadness and pleasure!
She says to the officer!
Why?
Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral!
My condolences, says the officer!
It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through!
Not really, this is my pleasure!
I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a will for me!
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Joke has 51.25 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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